I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

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Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

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what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

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Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

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a man and his son pull up out side b&q and the man says to his son run in there and get me a black n decker and the boy goes in and is standing in the power tools isle and he looks round and there is a lady standing next to him so he hit her, the woman happened to be black and 2 minutes later a security guard rushes round and says son what did u do that for and the son said my dad told me to come in and get a black n decker!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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