- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

* anti-punchline

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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