are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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