Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

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A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

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What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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