- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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