- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

What does two plus two equal? 4

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

What's stupid a light bulb.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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