- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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