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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

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