- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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