Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

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Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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A jew enters a mall.

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why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

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Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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