- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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