Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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Why did the old man go to the retirement home? The 75 year old man had a 45 year career in pluming and he thought it was a good time to retire after saving enough money to be happy and he could spend the rest of his life with his wife. The retirement home was also not that far away from his grandchildren so he liked the location and the home was also very clean and the workers seemed very nice. But this was just a visit to see if he liked it, he may live there soon.

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

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How did Alice get revenge on Diane when Diane called her fat? When Alice was pregnant, she stabbed herself in the stomach and blamed it on Diane. Diane was then sent to prison for murder and received a sentence of 25 years. Alice laughed in court, and Diane was forced to commit suicide. Alice then stole Diane's husband, and she lived happily ever after.

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What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

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All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

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A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?". The horse replied, "It's evolutionarily efficient to have an elongated skull so that I can eat vegetation with ease."

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A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

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A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

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what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

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