Women's rights.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

woman's rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

human centipede

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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