- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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