You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

Doctor, I am afraid of doctors, I dont even dare seek them up. Janitor: Thats quite apparent... Dr.Moral:

What did the cat say to the bird? Nothing. It's a cat.

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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