What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

You know what's funny? A well told joke

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

So a baby seal walks into a club

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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