Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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