- Anti Joke

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.