- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

. . I am a whale

Cancer

Abortion.

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

your mama so old, shes dead.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

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