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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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