- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

pretty soon we'll all be dead

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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