- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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