- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

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