why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Obama = ebola

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

bite me

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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