- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

Whose your daddy? Not me

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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