What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

Anti Jokes = Drained

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

I have cancer. And you're next.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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