A Duck walks into a bar.

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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