- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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