- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

Can anyone Lenin money?

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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