Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

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Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

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What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

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I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

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What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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