knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

A pope meets another one

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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