Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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