roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

Cripples are lame.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

knock knock come in !

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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