Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

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why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

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Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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why did the guy die? because he got hit by a train. lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

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a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

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How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

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What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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Two guys were Arguing. (A & B) A. You suck B. If i suck then you choke. A. The only way id choke is if i smelled your stank ass breathe. B. The only way id have stank ass breathe is if i was liking your moms vagina A. The only way my mom's pussy would stank is if you were liking it. B. The only way id be liking your moms pussy is if it were a dick.... Both stare at each other... and walk off awkwardly

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what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

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I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

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Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

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"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

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Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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