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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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