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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

Why are white people white? I don't know

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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