A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

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What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

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What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

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What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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