- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

So FDR walks into a bar.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

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