- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

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