Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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