- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

im telling maguire

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

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