A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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lewis=cardiac

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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