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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Why are white people white? I don't know

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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