- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Golf.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

penis. nuff said.

A gay man watches football.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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