How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

your mom.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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