- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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