- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

I put my baby in a microwave.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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