- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

A storm be brewin!

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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