Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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