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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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