- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

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