Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

whats bloop with an m? matthew

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Take part of what?

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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