- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

David Cameron

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

The child was fired from his job.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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