Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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