What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

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What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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