What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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