- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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