- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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