So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

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What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

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Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

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What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

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What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

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how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

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Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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