- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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A praying mantis is very graceful

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

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