- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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