- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

A pope meets another one

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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