- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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