why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

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call me maybe.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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What's big and purple? Barney

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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read this sentence again.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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