How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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