Whats 1+1? window!

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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Alchohol.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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