- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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