- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

cory

womens rights.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Womens rights

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

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