- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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