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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

What is 9+10? 19

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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