- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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