What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

what's worse then a blowjob?

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

mikey is cute

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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