What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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Your mother is so fat.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where it had just witnessed a horrific car accident involving it's spouse, who died on impact. Eventually the chicken fell into a deep depression, taking it out on his children in the form of physical abuse. Over time, the chicken ended up being alone, having no contact with his kids, having no friends, and living in a massive house with no one else. One day, he had a stroke, and no one called an ambulance because no one knew.

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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What's under the first mate? The second mate.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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