- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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