what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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