- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Robin, get in the car, please.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

sucks Syntax...

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Sloths

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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