- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

what do you call a black guy african american

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

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