- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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