- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

what do you call a black guy african american

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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