- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

so today i took a poop. hehe

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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