- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

your mama's so fat... that's it

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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