Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

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Lil Wayne

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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