- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

European on my shoes, buddy.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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