- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

SHUT UP JP

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

kennah campion when she talks

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