- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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