- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

A miserable man committed suicide.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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