- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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