- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

they're dead. idiot.

Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

What did the cat say to the bird? Nothing. It's a cat.

Doctor, I am afraid of doctors, I dont even dare seek them up. Janitor: Thats quite apparent... Dr.Moral:

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

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