A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

thumb_up thumb_down +1

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

thumb_up thumb_down +1

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

thumb_up thumb_down +1

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

thumb_up thumb_down +1

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops