What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Anti Joke

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