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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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