- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

Small Penis.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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