knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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taking out the trash... at night

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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