- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

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