- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Sex

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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