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My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.