- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

u suck

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

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