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Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

In soviet Russia...things are different

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.