- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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