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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

A drunk guy walks into a car

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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