You know what's funny? A well told joke

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

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A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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