- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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