What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

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In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

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A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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your mama so old, shes dead.

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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