- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

A dancer walks into a barre

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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