- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

my wife out of the kitchen

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

sucks Syntax...

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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