- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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womans having rights.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

You tell me. I have amnesia.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

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