- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Good afternoon.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

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