whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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knock knock go away!!!

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How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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