- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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