Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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