- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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