- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

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Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

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