- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

bite me

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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