- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

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