- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

Then none of us want to be right.

I am a mime

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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