What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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