ever tried african food? they neither

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

asians have slitted eyes lol

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

Know what's funny? Jokes.

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

Honk if you're Amish!

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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