- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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