Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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* anti-punchline

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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