- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a foot long and slippery A dick

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

Hi what I lug you

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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