- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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