Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

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Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

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Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

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Roses are red violet are blue i saw a machine and it was ps2

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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