- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

wanna here a joke? you.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

NASCAR being considered a sport.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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