- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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