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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

a blond makes out with ron every sunday and she stops every time to remember that she put the cheese in the wrong compartment brick house cheese is sad!

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? Cindy your neighbor. I was wondering if I could borrow some milk, I ran out.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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