how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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