- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Your face

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

Eric is gay Ha

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Julian Ha.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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