Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

Micheal Curran...that is all.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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