Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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a chinese man pays the full price

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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