What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

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Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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