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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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