A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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