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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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