what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

kennah campion when she talks

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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