- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

A man walks into a bar, ouch!

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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