- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

And you honored it I see :P

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

A pope meets another one

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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