- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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