Joe is a negotiator. When joe sees someone in trouble, he tries to help them out of it by talking. Joe failed to talk to Osama bin laden correctly. Joe is no longer living in this world. Joe drank his sorrows away and died from the alcohol in his body. Osama is completely unrelated to this, his family died in a car crash.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

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What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

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So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

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how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

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antijoke is the best website.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

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I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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