- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

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Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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