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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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