whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . Windows 95 for my PC On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 4th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 5th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 6th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 7th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 8th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 8 Megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 9th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 9 apps a crashin' 8 megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 10th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 10 modes not supported 9 apps a crashin' 8 Megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 11th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 11 instructions faulty 10 modes not supported 9 apps a crashin' 8 Megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 12 illegal operations 11 instructions faulty 10 modes not supported 9 apps a crashin' 8 Megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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