How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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Dwight Howard

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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