- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

What is white and long? A New York winter

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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