why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

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