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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

woman's lacrosse

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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