Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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woman's lacrosse

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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