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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

Charlie Sheen

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Granny porn!

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

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