- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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