- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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