What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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An Irish man, Scots man and a Welsh man walk into a bar. The barman says, "what is this some kind of joke?!" Peter, who lives in Cardiff, returned home, depressed that he is viewed as some sort of clown. It reminded him of when he was a school boy; a giant spot appeared on his nose. The kids just laughed at him. "Don't worry Peter" he said to himself, "It will all be over now... He later hung himself. His family have been informed.

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Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

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Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

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One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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So there we were, climbing Mount Kjerag and we take a break. So I decided to tell you a joke. "Isn't this nice, just hanging around? See it's funny because we're suspended over 1000 metres in the air by our harnesses, except that you're not because I cut yours and now you're falling and you're gonna die." But I had done all that before I told you the joke so you didn't hear me and now I'll have to cut my harness and try to catch up to you so I can repeat myself. Great job, ya prick.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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Your sex life.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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