What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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