- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Who is big and stupid My brother

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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