Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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A man is traveling to the nearest grocery store. He stops at an intersection and notices a another car beside him. It was a black corvet. So he blew it up and the men inside of it as well. He then proceeded to call the cops as to try to cover the explosion up as if it was not his fault. Unfortunately, the police had video evidence of the incident through video surveillance and the man was arrested for life. He never got a second chance in life and eventually died a slow, painful death in the hands of cancer at the age of 91.

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How many feet are in a yard? It depends how many people are in the yard.

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what do you do when you see a injured black man screaming in pain rolling on the ground assist him or call 911 depending how severe the injury is

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What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

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First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

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What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

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Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

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i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

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What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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