- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

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