What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Men's rights

Two baby seals walk into a club.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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