- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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