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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

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