a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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A man wakes up in his bed and looks at the clock. He realises he is gonna be late for work. He quickly gets out of bed, into the bathroom, has a shower, puts his deodorant on and brushes his teeth, gets dressed, and goes in his car. He drives out of his garage and drives to his work but gets stuck in traffic. He then gets to the car park of his work and parks his car. He gets out, goes up the elevator to his floor, when the elevator door opens to his floor, he quickly says hello to Terrance and goes to his bosses office. And guess what the boss says? You're late.

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Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

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what's worse than both your parents dying? finding out that they were hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and they left you nothing, including the house, oh and you have to be out by the end of the week, the bank is ready to re-possess the house, especially since your parents haven't paid the mortgage for 8 months. oh, by the way, happy birthday! written by KA

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PENIS :)

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

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why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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Anti Joke

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