- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

mexicans fishing

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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