what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

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what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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mexicans fishing

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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