What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

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Male leadership.

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

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