what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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A man walks into a vagina

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

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