- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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