- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

Cancer.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

My Butthole.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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