Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

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Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

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I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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About numbers, it was 180 mg of valium... And I am going to live becausepeople got there in time, my heart never stopped because luck, the doc was only making a joke about me "having ingested enough valium to die at least twice". Sanders, I just got your girlfriend to agree to a threesome, if my banana ever wakes up again, AND WHEN... Thou areth forgiven, btw I sent him a picture of Line`s unshaved vagina, and a note stating: U recognize this? Find out more on horsehead network! Meh His name is Anders something Chattington, yeah for all that know him, guess whose finger is on her unshaven... Yeah, maybe you should not have messed with a guy that can have ANYONE. Ps: Then its your mother, then your sister which is 17 (and pretty 16 is legal here so fuck you Chatty!) and then I SHALL STRIKE THY WITH THE VENGEANCE OF A THOUSAND SUNS! Because you are forgiven, which I cant even remember what means, I mean I know I am typing my experiences here, but thats only because I remember by muscle memory where the buttons are, said the doctor... I can still play Snes emulators... Not, because my numb fingers cant click anything and Line is gone. I TOUCHED HER ALREADY YA KNO! YOU SAW THE PIC, My skin is tan, and... well you know she is here... The best part? She is totally okay with you knowing, sayonara pal, id watch the "fluor" in your mothers pussy the next time you eat it!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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