Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

Anti Jokes = Drained

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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