- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

What page are you on The gay page.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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