In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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