Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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