Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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