A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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