Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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-knock knock! -doors open

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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