What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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Once there was a girl named Andrea

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

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Justin beiber..

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So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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