Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

binladin walks into the american seals

Two baby seals walk into a club.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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