So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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PICKLES

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

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Roses are red Im adopted

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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