- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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