And you honored it I see :P

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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