- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

You should read the Terms of Service.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

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