I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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mexicans fishing

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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